A Poem for any occasion

Birthdays, Weddings, Anniversaries and all,
Of any type or persuasion,
Just give me a telephone call

I’m a Koestler award–winning poet
(though this rhyme really isn’t my best)
In fact, I would scarcely endorse it,
I just wrote it as sort of a test.

My prices are reasonably low,
Just enough to keep body alive,
So if there’s more that you now want to know,
Ring; Oh seven, seven, nine one one, nine two, seven seven five

And ask for Terry

Doggerel (as above), free-verse and classical.